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Dime Deficiency

A deplorable condition when an occasion, place, event, university has a lacking number of dimes compared to unattractive girls.

Common cases include sausage tests, university of notre dame, and ivy league schools

Any ratio less than 2:1 dimes to nickels could be considered Dime Deficiency, with an ideal ratio being 10+:1.
Jerry enrolled at Arizona State... Dime Deficiency must have been a big deciding factor for him.

Notre Dame

Dude 1: Yo bro you headin' up to Willy's place?
Dude 2: Naw dude, that place has a strong case of Dime Deficiency
Dude 1: Shoot Dude! Thanks for the warning

John had a nightmare about Dime Deficiency, the next day he withdrew his application to Notre Dame
by TheJbros11 September 23, 2011
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Chinese Efficiency

Being as quick,efficient, and productive as a Chinese factory worker.

Also a ratio of the number of other workers equaling a chinese worker.
White Worker:Chinese Worker 50:1
Mexican Worker:Chinese Worker 10:1
"I'm done with my homework already."
"Wow, you got Chinese Efficiency!"

"Hey I heard that 50 white workers got fired for 1 chinese worker."
"CHINESE EFFICIENCY!!"

"Are you done with your homework?"
White Guy: "No, I'm watching T.V"
Black Guy: "No, I'm doing crack, being a bad boy"
Mexican: "No, I'm eating beans and practicing border jumping skills"
Chinese guy: "OFCOURSE!!"
by Chinamaninnewyork January 24, 2011
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Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
by Synoryth November 5, 2009
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acitol deficiency

Dude: Miley Cyrus isn't really twerking. She has an acitol deficiency.

Homie: What you mean, dude? Is that a medical condition?

Dude: It means she ain't got no ass at all.
by Deep Pity November 21, 2013
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Zoot deficiency

When you need a zoot (spliff) before your body gets sad and hates you
by Zoot deficiency October 4, 2017
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powder deficiency

A word discribing when a ski/snowboarder has been away from the snow and in particular the snow known as powder it is usually most common in summer when snow is scares
“My powder deficiency is killing me I can’t wait for winter”
by The powder man August 23, 2018
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Testosterone Deficiency

A metaphor for identifying as trans ftm. What you tell the straight cis people.
Straight cis person: “if you’re a guy, why does your voice sound so high?”

You: “oh it’s because I was born with a testosterone deficiency.”

Them: “oh okay makes sense.”
by Yarbahodang September 28, 2021
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