Dutch Ball

A person who gets bullied on Instagram and asks his friend out on a date, but ends up getting rejected. He still doesn't gives up, but keeps doing the same over and over again and gets even more humiliated. A perfect definition of being a loser.

"Stop being acting weird and being Dutch Ball, because people will bully you and hate you"
"I just lost my Fortnite match"-"HAHA you're a Dutch Ball"

by Lads & VOC October 24, 2019

Dutch Oven

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.

After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.

by assgasket October 25, 2009

Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.

Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.

by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010

freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

by kahda July 20, 2004

Dutch door action

Having sex with both men and women at the same time.

"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."

by J John Johnington IV December 27, 2008

Dutch Service

Trying to get the attention of somebody but being ignored.

Sitting on a terras and trying to waive the waiter for service but totally being ignored.

Bob: I have been trying to hail the waiter now for half an hour.
Alice: Yeah, they have Dutch service here.

by Greentux June 29, 2011

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018