the man downstairs

satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs

me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.

by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021

downstairs

a crotch area of a man or woman

"Dude! I totally saw her downstairs from under that skirt!"

by hoebag January 27, 2005

downstairs mixup

a more appropriate way of saying one has a mangina

You've seen my downstairs mixup, you must love me!

by JillH September 23, 2010

downstairs happy

To have an erection.

Some women make me downstairs happy.

by madphysicsman May 13, 2004

Downstairs Attic

A place where people keep weapons

My flamethrower is in my downstairs attic.

by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017