rolled around in doritos

See also Katy Brown...when someone is so orange from spray on tans it looks like she rolled around in Doritos.

She thinks she looks so tan.... But I think she rolled around in Doritos. Right, I think I smell Doritos.

by Fake people in denial. November 9, 2014

Cool ranch doritos

The greatest of the greatest the god of the demi gods coolranch doritos are the best flavor of doritos better than all the other flavors of doritos

I love Cool ranch doritos

Who doesn't love Cool ranch doritos

by Sauceykek May 2, 2021

lex_wants_doritos

A very nice person on TikTok who is probably the nicest person on earth

Who is lex_wants_doritos

A very nice person that I’m mutuals with on TikTok

by Naoegokoroswife July 9, 2021

Dori-TOES

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.

person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-

by how did you find this October 3, 2021

Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast

OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.

by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011

eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012

haven Doritos

|hay-vin door-eat-toes|

Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.

There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.

To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.

These usually lead to benny havens.

Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!

by MrJARichard March 12, 2010