Derp 

a stupid person, or action

"Danny, your being a huge derp right now.

Derp by MrSexy282 May 21, 2010

Derp 

Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.

Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead
This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.

Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.

Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.

Example 4: Fat girlfriend

Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.

Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac

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Derp by Candrababy1991 June 28, 2011

derp 

A universal word for anything

"that movie was derping awesome"

"derp you"

derp by Thatsoontobebuffblackguy November 13, 2011

Derp 

A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.

The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.

Derp by Goddddddd September 24, 2012

Derp 

Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.

Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day!

Derp by MSTJ September 27, 2010

derp 

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.

Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"

derp by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012

Derp 

derp.

Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp

Derp by SMURFS July 3, 2015