derp

1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.

2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.

3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*

guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"

guy 2 "she's a lesbian."

*derp*

by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

Derp

the sound muttered, spoken, and/or by some mumbled after an instantaneous moment of extreme stupidity.

you:I HAZ MORE SODA THAN YOUUU! *derp*
Super Market: you're an idiot.
you: derp derp derp.

by THEKOOLKAT July 25, 2010

derp

durp A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.

"A durp a durp a durp-de durp!" or
"It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP!!!!"

by Shitnutz November 20, 2003

Derp

From South Park. Originally meant to be said when someone does or says something dumb. Now, said by douchebags and trolls for any reason whatsoever...or sometimes none at all.

John F Kennedy: "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men."

Lindon B Johnson: "Derp."

by GIVEmEEEEEEEEthePower December 8, 2011

Derp

A huge and dramatical case of retardation

Derpy derp derp

by Derps October 26, 2010

derp

a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

by jonnyg September 1, 2006

derpes

A contagious form of right-wing rhetoric. An intellectual disease infecting the Republican Party.

After the GOP debates, every one of the candidates has been infected with derpes.

by D. J. M. November 13, 2011