defenestrate

To quickly close a computer window so as to prevent your boss/girlfriend/etc. from seeing it.

I was checking out some hot girl on girl porn on the internet when my girl suddenly came home and I had to defenestrate it right quick.

by Windoze XP March 25, 2005

Defenestrate

The act of throwing someone or something out of a window.

Helga: "What did you just do Bobby?!"
Bobby: "What can't I defenestrate my trash out on to the highway?"
Helga: "Are you retarded?! That's called littering, we could be fined!"
(Cue the police)

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

defenestrate

the defensive act of castrating someone in order to prevent sexual advances. First used in Questionable Content comic number 36.

I had to defenestrate my roommate before he tried to sleep with me.

by RoblingRobot November 11, 2009

defenestration

the act of throwing up out the window while drunk.

I was so drunk on Friday night I defenstrated out the cab window.

by Holly October 11, 2004

almighty defenestration

1. The act of surpassing sexual goals in such a manner that they have been thrown out a window.

After having had 12 orgasms in 3 hours, she set a goal of 42 orgasms in 24 hours only to commit almighty defenestration by having 50 orgasms in 3 hours.

by Rikkitikki128 June 16, 2017

Lubrireus-defenestration

The act of being hogtied, gutted, and thrown from a window.

ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra

Wow, did I actually see a real world application of lubrireus-defenestration? Crazy!

Alternatively:

Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.

by Latinman! April 11, 2009

defenestrate

to reduce to utter ruin or nonexistence; destroy utterly; to molliwhop something real nice

After the Mark made a comment about Sean's sister, Sean defenestrated him. Mark was last seen missing two teeth and with a nice shiner.

by Soheil Saeed February 26, 2008