D.I.L.S

D.I.L.S (Dreaded Itchy Lug Syndrome)

I developed an itchy ear canal, so I used a cotton bud to "waggle" it was so pleasurable it became a habit. It became known as Dreaded itchy lug syndrome (D.I.L.S

by sirgarg August 19, 2020

L.I.D.S.

Little Irish Dick Syndrome. Someone who is of the Irish decent and has a small penis.

"Hey, you know my boy Chris at work? His girlfriend Ashley told me he has L.I.D.S."

by Shandy1 June 13, 2015

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.

Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.

Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

by Can I kick it March 6, 2020