philly cream cheese

ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)

i got philly cream cheese all over her face.

by ben c January 13, 2004

cream cheese booty

A booty that is not perfectly shaped but instead lumpy and reminiscent of cream cheese. Often a big sloppy undefined booty

Damn dude her ass is fat! Hell yeah but its a cream cheese booty. Yeah I'll pass.

by sativa5000 November 1, 2015

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

bean and cream cheese dinner

when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out

man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008