colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Conundrum

A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.

-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd

by Sweet home alabama! March 26, 2021

Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012

Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Conundrum

A relationship that should be, but due to extreme complexities can’t quite be.

Jaime and Dani, man that relationship is a conundrum.

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.

Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023