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Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.
Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!
by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022
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Commercial CornHole

When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.
I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.
by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009
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Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.
TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.
by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007
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commercial rap

Rap for the club. Always confused when people call it hiphop (when hip hop is a culture, and hip hop music is rap). Commercial rap is also used as the single or main promotion song for an artist's album.
Snap Yo Fingers is like the best commercial rap song out!
by poolpimp August 9, 2006
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beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
by J. Smooth March 28, 2008
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Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her
Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
by kamkord August 27, 2015
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Grubhub Commercial

A commercial for Grubhub where the characters just dance while eating awkwardly . It is one of the first big memes of 2021.
man, that Grubhub Commercial is the new meme!
by AtomicXD January 14, 2021
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