te quiero como amigo 

En el lenguage femenino: "No estoy interesada en tí, así que por favor, dejame en paz".

Él: creo que eres la mujer más perfecta que existe...
Ella: gracias
Él: entonces... ¿Tú me quieres?
Ella: Pues claro, pero te quiero como amigo.

te quiero como amigo by Yukismily✌️ October 21, 2014

Oye Como Va 

A phrase that when mixed with keyboard, cowbell, and guitar turns everyone in the room Cuban and initiates instant dancing.

"A: Hey bud, wanna see something cool"

"B: Sure!"

"A: K one second, "Brings out band of keyboardist, drummer and guitarist,"

"A:Oye Como Va!"

"B:Oh, Oh, esta Música es tan caliente. Mi cabeza va a explotar!"

"A: Cha!"

Oye Como Va by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 9, 2010

Si! Si! Como! 

Every GuitarHeroStyles reaction that has ever existed in the history of ever.

*Beats Tartarus*

Person 1: Si! Si! Como!? *breathes* COMO!? SI!!!!

Si! Si! Como! by VoidCrypt October 15, 2020

hola como estas 

Hello how are you?

Me:Hola como estas?
Other person: fine

hola como estas by Nike with Savvy May 24, 2016

Hola como tale tale vu

A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded

many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly

Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"

Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"

Hola como tale tale vu by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022

Ay si, como no 

"Oh yeah right" in disbelief.

My friend: I was eating 20 burgers yesterday!
Me: Ay si, como no. You couldn't even eat 5 tacos last week.

Ay si, como no by vargaset April 23, 2019

seremos como el Che 

Recited by schoolchildren in Cuba. Translates to, "We will be like Che."

Seremos como el Che.
Seremos como el Che.
Seremos como el Che.

seremos como el Che by Viva la Che March 5, 2009