chromosome count

The amount of chromosomes present in a person's body. Down syndrome is commonly associated with a higher chromosome count (a third copy of chromosome 21).

Bro, go get a genome sequencing done. Your chromosome count is way too high, you're dumb as fuck.

by abandonhope February 21, 2015

XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.

"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."

by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008

45 chromosome gaming

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My chromi homi Sanchez is the creator of 45 chromosome gaming.

by Bauxite November 29, 2017

Chromosomean

A cult of people putting their hoodies behind their ears. Started by Cory Robertson.

We are part of the chromosomeans we are only a little dumb

by pebblekitty2 May 22, 2018

chromosome chaser

A person who is attracted to people with Down's syndrome or some other form of mental retardation.

Damn, that Mike loves his girls stupid -- he's probably a chromosome chaser.

by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022

i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap

Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019

short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).

I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."

by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019