Chinese Seasaw is the newest and coolest sexual game. It's when one guy is in front of the girl with his "" down her throat and the guy's friend is behind the girl with his "" inside her backside throat. The purpose of the game is to jam the penis into the respective opening thereby causing the other side's penis to fall off the ride. The great thing is that you can always get back on. The guy that finishes first loses the game. Chick always wins.
by Da Man - Who Else April 6, 2009
Get the Chinese Seasaw mug.Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
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Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.
"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015
Get the chinese stinger mug.A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.
1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,
2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,
3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.
1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,
2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,
3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.
'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'
-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.
-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.
by Winnie The Pooh 1989 August 16, 2019
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Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
by Perzephone December 20, 2019
Get the Chinese stairs mug.Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
Get the Chinese Simp mug.Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
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