Chelsea is probably the biggest boob out there known to man to this date, not only does she smell bad, have terrible taste in clothing, but she has moles in geometric shapes. Probably the most disgusting aspect of this person is that she has cow utters instead of normal boobs (and she wears shades on them) .As well as those awkward characteristics, her hobbies consist of licking butt, watching terrible soap operas, and making fun of Jason. Oh, and she feels the need to scream like a 2 year old.
Seriously?! You're such a Chelsea sometimes! And wipe that nasty triangulated mole shape off of your face!
by lookwhowonnowboober October 22, 2011
Chelsea's tend to be chubby, unattractive, boring people, yet they always manage to attract the best guys. They are nice people but quite ingenuine and superficial.
by hizagggg2288 February 10, 2012
A Russian club who are based in North London.
Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.
Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.
They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.
Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.
Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.
Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.
They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.
Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.
Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
by stephen pay amos March 28, 2008
chelseas are fun to be around. theyre nice but can be a bitch if needed. usually smell nice, and is some kind of cheerleader.
by chickaa1234 January 13, 2010
with their gorgeous brown eyes and wavy hair, what could go wrong. A girl with the name Chelsea can be a badass when she wants to be. shes compassionate, fierce, strong, and extremely special. nothing is ever as special as what Chelsea and her best friends share. though she can seem shy when you first meet her, when she’s comfortable shes amazing, far from shy. she’ll deny any complements thrown her way, but is truly the best. Anyone that knows a chelsea or is best friends with one should take a second to appreciate them.
wow, my life has gotten so much better with Chelsea as my best friend. I dont know what id do without her!
by gracie4ever3 September 14, 2020
by Budgetspartan April 22, 2022
Someone who is always late for work. It doesn’t matter what shift she has, she will never be on time or will leave early.
by Jb1727283 March 4, 2022