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Ukranian Cheese Sandwich

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011
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Hard Cheese Sandwich

A pussy you came in the night before and tried to get in the morning after before warming up.
That girl I met last night had such a hard cheese sandwich in the morning, so I called her an uber and sent her home.
by tlynn13322 August 22, 2016
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ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

A sandwich that is prepared with cheese between two slices of bread then placed in a brown paper bag and cooked by pressing a hot iron over the bag.
After doing his laundry, a typical Riker's Island inmate will make a ghetto grilled cheese sandwich before unplugging the iron.
by boratfan September 8, 2009
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ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.
Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.
by life guru May 10, 2010
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ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.
My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.
by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009
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