Similar to characteristics, but specifically used in cases of naming one's features and ability of attracting the opposite sex.
"Jake's characterizztics are as follows, a superior jaw-line, and god-like rizz!"
"Sam has the chin of a turtle, and the intelligence of a single celled organism, his characterizztics suck."
"Sam has the chin of a turtle, and the intelligence of a single celled organism, his characterizztics suck."
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"Why does Alyssa always talk so loud? It's like she wants the people next door to hear her, too."
"Just try to ignore her, she has Main-Characteritis."
"Just try to ignore her, she has Main-Characteritis."
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Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.
Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
Get the With Chinese Characteristics mug.The unofficial de-facto economic system of Indonesia that punishes foreign businesses and companies that create jobs, and employment opportunities for Indonesians, and contribute substantial tax revenue to the government and by extension, the country's standard of living for doing certain things that offend the delicate sensibilities of the Indonesian people in areas wholly unrelated to the quality of the goods and services delivered by these companies.
i.e., releasing an advertisement that certain people believe looks similar to a conflict happening the middle east that may or may not actually be depicting said conflict, or a franchisee of a fast food chain completely separate from the franchisee in Indonesia donating free meals to the military of a middle eastern country in a conflict.
i.e., releasing an advertisement that certain people believe looks similar to a conflict happening the middle east that may or may not actually be depicting said conflict, or a franchisee of a fast food chain completely separate from the franchisee in Indonesia donating free meals to the military of a middle eastern country in a conflict.
Makcik: Eh, Abang! You heard that McDonalds is giving free meals to the IDF? How dare they support GENOCIDE??! I think they forgot that under Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics we can boycott their brands and cause thousands of Indonesians to lose their jobs, investments and lower our standard of living yet still believe we are doing shit to help Palestinians!!
Abang: Hahaha come on lets teach Ronald McDonald the imperialist what we Indonesians are made of!! Indonesia Boleh!!
Abang: Hahaha come on lets teach Ronald McDonald the imperialist what we Indonesians are made of!! Indonesia Boleh!!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
Get the Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics mug.A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.
A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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