catfish

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

by vatonyjmu1978 November 13, 2007

catfish

A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.

When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.

by Nick June 07, 2004

catfish

A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.

Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish

by raychelha June 03, 2005

catfish

A method of fellatio where the woman deep throats the man in a manner that causes her to make a noise similar to that of a croaking catfish.

Yeah, she catfished me last night. It was great. No gagging!

by Joe24 March 07, 2006

Catfish

A catfish is a person whose IQ is at least 200 points lower than his or her body weight in lbs.

The female catfish (beached whale) believed that the hot, happening guy with the 6-pack was desperately in love with her even though they had never met or talked in person.

by honstopinionxxx June 17, 2015

Catfish

When your pussy smells like fish

"Shit I have Catfish"

by Xman_Slayer January 14, 2020

Catfish

So its basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not.

i have pranked Gavin so many times, now It's time to catfish prank him!

by cheesborgor May 07, 2020