n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.
I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.
by Vnnami222 February 23, 2012
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When someones eyebrows are so big and bushy, they look like they could crawl off of the persons face.
"Oh my God, look at that guys caterpillar brows!"
by Mizz AB December 8, 2007
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A chain of men, standing in a circle are having simultanious anal sex with each other. To accomodate this, the uneven members of the chain provide the movement, while the rest remains stationairy.
The phenomenon is said to look like a caterpillar.
Caterpillar-sex is said to be extremely pleasureable, but it takes a lot of practice.
"At a kinky party, Matthijs meets the people he found on the internet to have caterpillar-sex with."
"I want to caterpillar you at the gay-bar"
by Ireentje September 12, 2006
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Someone who inhales a large chunky line of cocaine.
"Ima caterpillar killer'", said the rap artist from the Fillmoe.
by killafuffin August 19, 2011
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When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.
Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.
by Nico The Italian Stallion December 13, 2008
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When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar.
Invented by Trevor Stoltz
I was bored last night so after I got head I pulled a fuzzy caterpillar.
by Cabana Boy July 29, 2004
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Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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