caterpillar shuffle

The act of inserting one's excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the vagina, most commonly from an "ass-to-ass" position. The "giver" must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her rectum in order to achieve a successful "shuffle".

CATERPILLAR SHUFFLER: "It's almost ready."
SHUFFLEE: "Come on! I've been waiting all day."
SHUFFLER: "Be patient!"
SHUFFLEE: "It's crowning!"
SHUFFLER: "Just need to push a LITTLE more..."
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by captaincockblast October 14, 2010

caterpillar brows

An eyebrow with no gap in it, a unibrow , a retards facial feature, a sign of inbreeding,

Simon and Ryan still look like retarded monkeys even though they have shaved a gap in their caterpillar brows :-)

by Dwight Doolittle January 31, 2008

caterpillar hug

When you want to squeeze someone so hard the result is like stepping on a caterpillar

I'll give you a big caterpillar hug

by Mr. Creston September 28, 2014

caterpillar whip

The sexual intercourse where you start whiping your hairy genitals at her face and ext. with extraordinary force going up and down , back and forth until you ejaculate

Lizzy:oh I love it when we have caterpillar whip 😍

Lacey:I know right!

Lizzy: like last week I had it for the first time , now I can't stop thinking about it!

Lacey: I heard romans the best at it 😜

Roman:(Whips out he's big ole penis) sup ladies 😝

by Rome Dome September 28, 2017

Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.

Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.

by davezawislak May 30, 2009

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

caterpillar finger

When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar

I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.

by Timtitty December 14, 2013