catapult

A y shaped weapon used by travellers to shoot ball bearings and wheelnuts, probably while they ride a horse wagon.

used my catapult to take that swan out! mothers life i take oath i hit it

by Bigboy packet August 25, 2021

catapult

someone who is better than you in every single way. They're so perfect they will make your voice sound high pitched and make you look short. They are so perfect they make you feel as if they could catapult you back to your father. like a kid getting sent back home.

Person 1: God, he makes me look like a loser.
Person 2: He's your catapult.

by redder_dominator February 19, 2021

Ugandan catapult

A Ugandan catapult a sexual act between two people. Where one person defecates in their hand (usually after taking laxatives) then throws their poop trying to get it in the other person’s mouth.

Me and Susie tried Ugandan catapulting after our date

Ugandan catapulting is W faps

by Sharkzam August 21, 2025

Catalina catapult

The act of fisting your partner in the ass then inserting a bushel of green grapes into their rectum. Then and only then, walk 15 paces across the room as she’s volleys the new chocolate covered grapes into your mouth.

My girl gave me the best Catalina catapult last night

by Realmanjud January 9, 2026