Cake

The couple/ship name for Luke Hemmings and Calum Hood. But unlike directioners we won’t kill you if you don’t believe it’s real!
Daphnia: omg that’s such a cute couple!
Sadie: ikr they are so much like cake!
by JakeAndAlley September 27, 2018
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1. The most mintywickedawesome band ever
2. A woman's vagina
I put my face down in the cake, my feet were failing in a lake
by Angie Sanan December 10, 2003
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In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.

So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.
"That guy's so dumb. He sure as hell didn't get any cake."
by StripTheSoul May 31, 2008
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A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."
Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
by Bob Smith February 26, 2005
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1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.
1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.
by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 29, 2009
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1, Soft
2, weak
3, full of it
4, Easy
1, Don't talk all this stuff then when it comes down to it you caked up and scary
2, Did you see that fight yesterday? guy2: yea those niggas cake anyway thats why they got let off wit a warning
3, that nigga is cake man he talks so much junk!
4, that was a piece of cake!
by arandomkidyoudontknow June 13, 2009
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