Cake

Cake:

Is a slang word used to describe an unnecessay idiot mostly by Indians in Durban.
Anyone who understands this term in Durban doesn't like being called a cake and can bring about physical fights if used by wrong person who doesn't know how to use the slang word or when to use it.

A cake will go out of their way to make your day annoying.A cake sometimes can be an asshole if pushing the tolerance levels. A cake will want to make you pull your hair out at his stupidity or make you Wana bitch slap him right and proper.A cake can be funny when drunk depending on your mood but most times they still over the top crazy annoying. A cake talks alota nonsense. A cake is a typical nuisance to most and most can spot cakes a mile a way.

Common sentence's used with word "cake",

"Ayyy man, Look at that cake, what he's doing to that girl!"!

"Oh God!, Theres that cake that owes me money"!
"Ay man, look how this" cake" just cut in front of me and nearly bang my bumper"!
That's a real *%#@"cake"!
by YR515 July 19, 2019
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Cake

A Food Made from Ingredients such as Flour, Sugar, Butter, Etc. It'll Also include Frosting Unless Your weird.
You could also Get 1 for yourself If It's your birthday.
Person 1: Hey Have you tried my Vanilla Cake?

Person 2: No but I think I will in a bit.
by The_Actual_Definition January 28, 2023
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Cake

1. The most mintywickedawesome band ever
2. A woman's vagina
I put my face down in the cake, my feet were failing in a lake
by Angie Sanan December 9, 2003
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Cake

In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.

So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.
"That guy's so dumb. He sure as hell didn't get any cake."
by StripTheSoul June 2, 2008
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Cake

A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."
Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
by Bob Smith February 25, 2005
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Cake

1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.
1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.
by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 28, 2009
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Cake

Like booty or an ass. Usually a very nice one.
Tbh// Cake 😍
by Alyssa_Craigie April 4, 2015
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