Cade

The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.

Cade was unhomied.
Cade, where is our missing vacuum?

by smartiepants3000 November 26, 2019

Cade

To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.

Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.

by 30stm May 5, 2010

Cade

A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.

Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.

Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.

by ZeroShiftXZ August 18, 2011

cading

to cade somthing or lean on it with all your weight usally a bigger person or dresser

quit cading me

dont cade the sofa or it will move

by joshua k wilkinson November 5, 2006

Cade

The most sarcastic form of saying okay. Should be said in a rising tone of voice, like it has a question mark at the end of the word. To be used when someone is being douchey or toolish, and is mocking.

College Student #1: Dude, let's go smash some natty ice!
College Student #2: cade????

Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade

by puckbunny12 January 14, 2014

cade

an ass hole who lies cheats and cant fight his own battles he leads you on and breaks your heart, he seems sweet and perfect until things go wrong then he changes

He's such a cade

by lovverrr October 12, 2011

cadee

the biggest simp ever she simps for her best friend sam and she loves her 10 times better than her friend cris . sam hates cris

person1: oh hey look it’s cadee
person2: oh cadee she’s such a simp for sam

by cadeeisachickenstrip1 November 23, 2021