kid cupid

Dude, he didn't get into wrestling for the competition. He's a kid cupid.
by Scarlet40 February 07, 2008
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Cupid stunt

It's a great, PG-13 way to call someone a Stupid Cunt.
All these people in my way are Cupid stunts.
by amovitz January 31, 2011
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Cupids arrows

Cupids arrows are when someone shows you affection you get a tiny needle point pain in your heart, but it's good. Similar to the heart break feeling. Also phrased and/or known to feel like they are breaking your hearts "walls" down.
"Everytime she says she love me I get Cupids Arrows In my heart."
by Bree274 October 24, 2015
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Cupids Kettledrums

An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.
What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?

No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!
by Lethargic Wrecker 194 May 22, 2021
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cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case
"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"
by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014
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Blind cupid

You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
by DT357 February 05, 2009
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Cupid's Reject

This is someone who never finds love. Not because of any shallow reason, such as being ugly. Not because they're rude, or clingy, or too eccentric. Not because they have no life, or poor social graces, or because they have no job.

They are that often ignored mysterious minority who are perfectly normal, adjusted, and accessible whom - for some reason we can only conjecture - never find someone interested in them romantically. There is no good reason, as they may even look for it actively, and it is worthy of contemplation if nothing else.
"That's Bob. Nice guy, works hard, gives to charity. I heard he's never been kissed though," "No way. There must be something wrong with him," "Nah. He's just one of Cupid's Rejects."
by Arandomrandumb October 26, 2017
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