cornflake conservative

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

by voteswinger February 28, 2005

California cornflakes

Another word for cocaine.

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.

by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008

Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Soggy Cornflake

Like a soggy cornflake that flops around in your cereal bowl the term is used to describe someone unenthusiastic, negative and passive.

Me: Hey you want to rage tonight?

Friend: Nah, i dont see the point in getting drunk

Me: Stop being such a soggy cornflake and take a shot

by KaliDinosaur December 21, 2012

Walking cornflake

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs

yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake

by WxL November 24, 2011

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.

Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008