Cool Kid Alert

When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.

Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”

Cool Kid Alert by Dom Toliver August 9, 2020

Cool kid Walter 

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.

Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*

Cool kid Walter by Cool kid Walter school book May 15, 2019

Cool kid marissa 

she plays minecraft and constantly plays bedwars has a cool kid club with just her and this other girl she constantky wants to blow up people's moms and says your mom at the worst times during a conversation.

there is none for Cool kid marissa

Cool kid marissa by thesecondandonly March 13, 2021

Cool kid brien 

a cool kid brien by the name of brien. best member of the logic trash channel and very nice.

cool kid brien is the best member of the logic trash channel

Cool kid brien by yacob k July 31, 2022

Cool kid Millea 

Cool kid Millea is a very famous rapper who also goes by the name, “the better Millea”.

Cool Kid Millea likes to play Fortnite.

Cool kid Millea by Calex123 June 21, 2023

wow, cool kid 

Some douchebag or dumbass attempts or accomplish such a "cool move" action to show off or show the skills they've gain from their whole miserable life.

To speak this sentence, the comma acts as a pause between the word 'wow' and 'cool'.

Jack just did a three-pointer 3 times in a row! Wow, cool kid.

Jerry mimics an NPC walk. Wow, cool kid.

She said a bad word. Wow, cool kid.

This kid just called me a nigga. Wow, cool kid.

He just told me he lost his virginity. Wow, cool kid.

wow, cool kid by Garrystan March 26, 2018

Grumpy Cool Kid 

A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.

Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"

Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!

Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?

Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!

Grumpy Cool Kid by Nedia The Gumpy May 1, 2021