A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010
Get the Commercial Cahootsmug. When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.
I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.
by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009
Get the Commercial CornHolemug. When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.
TV: We'll be back after these messages!
Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.
*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*
Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!
TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)
Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.
Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.
*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*
Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!
TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)
Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.
by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007
Get the Commercial snackmug. Rap for the club. Always confused when people call it hiphop (when hip hop is a culture, and hip hop music is rap). Commercial rap is also used as the single or main promotion song for an artist's album.
by poolpimp August 9, 2006
Get the commercial rapmug. You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
by J. Smooth March 28, 2008
Get the beer commercialmug. A commercial for Grubhub where the characters just dance while eating awkwardly . It is one of the first big memes of 2021.
by AtomicXD January 14, 2021
Get the Grubhub Commercialmug. The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.
Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.
Shit, it's for Bud Light.
That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
Shit, it's for Bud Light.
That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
by pulcinella December 4, 2009
Get the commercialized disappointmentmug.