cba clan

The 'can't be arsed' clan that anyone can challenge at any time, when wanting to avoid challenges from anyone else.

Guy 1: 'Hey, wanna play cs with me?'
Guy 2: 'Fuck off, CBA clan challenged me'

by Jack Walters January 11, 2009

CBA Syndrome

CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.

Kevin: do you want to go out today?

Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome

Or

I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.

by ahumblebeing June 3, 2021

CBA Man

Can't Be Assed. Feeling lazy and cannot be bothered to do anything.

Badman1. oi, u wanna gwan sum football doh?
Badman2. CBA Man! u get me, bare work completed today, feel for rest fam.
Badman1. i get you,shall we jam instead?
Badman2. Yeaaaaa!!

by MurderBadman April 28, 2007

Chinese Born American (CBA)

A person born in China, of Chinese ancestry, who is raised in America with American values, culture, and citizenship. This person is often mistaken for a Chinese born and raised individual, but their lack of Mandarin/Chinese language fluency and lack of Chinese idiosyncratic cultural norms sets them apart.

My adopted, Chinese Born American (CBA) daughter finds it difficult to navigate culturally when in China. People assume she can speak Mandarin perfectly and that she is a native raised Chinese person, when in fact she couldn't be more American culturally even though she is racially Chinese.

by LuckyMum July 10, 2016

omfg u cba

Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed

A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat

Cozmo: Coming joggin, mate?
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Katii3 May 22, 2008

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

by bowser3 May 21, 2011

cba

this is a shorted term for catching bitches activity (as well as can't be arsed/assed) it is used on phones quite often

yo dude I cba so hard

by thebruhword October 24, 2022