Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
by Kay97 November 30, 2016
Get the break-up brain mug.Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011
Get the Break-up Cake mug.In a form of tactical antidisestablishmentarianism, in which a mentaly disturbed male/female in a relationship, who does not wish to participate in the relationship thus further, therefore will excrete faecal matter over the other partners torso area,
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
Scenerio #1:
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)
Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)
Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
by someweido April 19, 2009
Get the Break-Up Brownie mug.the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped
Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
by SRVciple November 8, 2011
Get the break up beard mug.Joe: I'm sorry about the break up man. Did you guys at least have a break up sex?
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.
by charizzle March 5, 2009
Get the break up sex mug.when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.
by evyn hajas February 11, 2006
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