Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.

"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022

breadbehindtheslaughter

Breadbehindtheslaughter is a tiktoker with nearly 5k followers who is funny and so cool😹 like yall should juat quit because breadbehindtheslaughter is better than yall

Sandra: hey do you know breadbehindtheslaughter?
Samantha: no i do not
Sandra: well you should follow her shes funny!
Samantha: well okay👍

by Bread's biggest fan May 5, 2022

Breaded

To be wealthy, having lots of money

Similar to loaded, rich, etc.

Derived from bread as in “Let’s get this bread.”

“Hey my cousin got in on Dogecoin early, he’s absolutely breaded.”

“Yeah her OnlyFans really took off and now she’s breaded.”

by Breadmeister May 24, 2022

Breadeding

When you something was breaded, but then start breading it, so then it becomes breadeding

Me: I’m currently breadeding my toast
Friend: I beg your finest pardon??

by UR_L0CALS1MP January 9, 2025

jelly breaded

When a women has a nice big healthy ass with a nice motion to her walk.

Damn! That girl is light weight jelly breaded .

by Mouth Piece October 13, 2017