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A beautiful,Caring, sweet, and loving girl. But if you touch her she will fuck you up.
wow! she must be a brande
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a male. Can be insecure. But he is one best friends you could ask for. Trustworthy, will never let you down. Someone who will always be there for you, no matter what. If you are lucky enough to know a Brandin, don't let him go, for he is a rare person to encounter, and rarer to have as a friend.
Dude, I've got this amazing friend, one of the best I could ask for

Is his name Brandin?

Yeah!
Brandin by guy1169 February 17, 2010

No brander 

A person place or thing that is so unpopular, they're no Branders
Jack where's cheap socks.

What is the brand of sock?
No Branders!
No brander by Justinlovesfoodand September 26, 2014

brandeis university 

A school six miles west of Boston named after the first Jewish Supreme Court Justice, Louis D. Brandeis. The girls there aren't quite so hot, and they did produce Richard Rubin (runner-up of "Beauty and the Geek".) School motto is "truth unto its innermost parts," although the phrase "Bran-Po can suck my nuts" is a close second, followed by "Aramark swallows" as a distant third.

Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.

If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.
1: Dude, why can't Usdan be open earlier?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?

Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?

Jonathan Brandis 

Jonathan was an amazing actor. The most beautiful human that ever walked on earth. Everyone loved him and cared for him. He was a gift from god.
Jonathan Brandis is perfect, no one can not love him.
Jonathan Brandis by Jbabe1 April 24, 2021
Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.
"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
Branden by The Master Branden December 25, 2009