Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 08, 2017

beach boney

Zamboni for the beach

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand

by Sassabrass March 05, 2018

Boney Bump

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone’s penis.

I heard they’re doing boney bumps in the bathroom.

by ibanghotmilfs69 June 02, 2025

boney purse

A skinny girl's vagina.

That thin girl Jane has a boney purse

by Eddie1231234 March 11, 2011

Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 30, 2023

Boney

Money Moves for Billionaires

Kardi B may make Money Move, but Kevin O'Leary makes Boney Move

by Matt theMMatthawowejhweanhlonl December 07, 2017

Boney

A short version of boner which is when your laho (penis is turned on)

You got a fat boney bro.

by theyoungSlaya October 29, 2018