Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

blew hoe

When a hoe gives a man blue balls on purpose to get arouse.

Damn she is a blew hoe stay away!!!

by Total bitch July 5, 2017

Blew me

Slang - To blow someone off for no reason.

Man, Ashley was supposed to call when she was getting close, she must have blew me.

by the blue boy November 19, 2022

blew a fuse

To poop so hard you pop a hemorrhoid.

Person 1: Why are still in the bathroom?
Person 2: I blew a fuse!

by Davepoleon September 21, 2016

blew lunch

1. v. To have vomited
see heave

Man, who blew lunch in the library?

by Jack M. July 30, 2008

Blew-Tooth

A totally hands free Blow Job.

My girlfriend is totally "Blew-tooth", hands free: she gives the best blowjob on the planet.

by G to the 3 March 25, 2011

blew up

when a guy blows up in his pants. he fills his pants with cum

barby:did you pee yourself?
ken:no i blew up

by apple crisp September 19, 2005