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birdy slap

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.
Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.
by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008
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birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it
Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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Birdy Ninja

The act of preparing a womens asshole for anal intercourse finger by finger until all fingers from both hands are involved in a vigorous "pecking" motion. The participant then resembles a hybrid creature known as a birdy ninja.
"I didnt fit at first so i had to birdy ninja her asshole"
by treazy November 2, 2011
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birdie style

An act of eroticism or love where one partner regurgitates recently-ingested food directly into the mouth of the other partner. Meant to be a sign or symbol of extreme affection. The practice is derived from the nurturing of a mother bird for her hatchlings, where she chews up her food and spits it directly into the mouth of her babies to nourish them while they are still unable to feed themselves.
Friend: "Last night after dinner, my girlfriend and I did birdie style."
Me: "You must really love each other."
by academyresearcher December 10, 2013
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Birdie juice

A term used for alcohol consumed to celebrate shooting a birdie during a round of golf.
Nice birdie putt Brandon! That calls for a swig of the ol’ birdie juice.

The guys were shooting so well today that I threw up some of my birdie juice onto the cart path on the way to 17
by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021
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Dirty Birdie

1. A high end prostitute in the late 1920's, early 1930's. Often too pricey for the general population, their services were often required by the wealthy and those in government.

2. An expensive ass hooker.

3. The earliest known form of high scale escorts.
"How was he able to afford her? She's one of those Dirty Birdies....?"
"He's a billionaire."
by killerpenguins March 31, 2015
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Birdy Revenge

The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.

The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.

Works best if you have diarrhea.

If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.

Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.

Jack: You shit on some birds?

Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011
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