Bethesda Excuse

When something or someone has a poor excuse to a problem they caused.

Named from the game developver known as Bethesda for their glitchy games that people find every excuses known to man to forgive them for.

First Guy - Open world games are prone to glitches. It's the way things are.

Second Guy- Sounds like a Bethesda Excuse to me

by Superhippy1986 March 18, 2013

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

This school is so whack. So the education is alright and the teachers are ok, but the kids? Hookers. Pot heads. Horny Little Bastards. You want to go in for lunch? Sike. The teachers are lazy and don't even want to waste their time with you. To be honest, they're probably smoking a J out back or wishing they were. I'm trying to go to class and you know what I come back to? A room with a teacher who can't smell for shit, and a kid who smells like shit. Yeah, he got high on the crescent trail just like all the other nooblets and fools of this town. If you don't smoke, you're weird and if you do smoke, you're probably a kid of BCC, no doubt.
Hookers, Smokers, and some average kids who are just...weird.

A day at bethesda chevy-chase high school..
kid one-"Man, whats that smell?"
kid two-"I dunno dawg but it smells nice"
kid three-"hahaha, im so nice right now"

by The gang banger May 7, 2009

Bethesda Bitch

A girl from Bethesda Maryland that fights for social justice while downing a warm bottle of Chardonnay.

Dude, that girl over there with the sign is hammered and it’s 11am.

Of course she is she’s a Bethesda bitch

by Jimmy Limpkins May 26, 2022

Bethesda, Maryland

Small naval town in Maryland. Also, origin of the Foo Fighters

I wanted to visit the origins of the Foo Fighters in Bethesda, Maryland.

by C.S. Seventeen January 12, 2009

bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.

Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.

by KarenDraws May 22, 2019

Bethesda'd

The act of going through cardiac arrest and dying, much like how Bethesda games run

bethesda'd

by What the fuck did you just fuc October 6, 2020

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California

9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids

And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.

Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!

by Bawl Plart May 14, 2023