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Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone
by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016
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Benzobarbie

Affectionate name given to a blonde haired male or female, generally attractive, with a tan who spends their days in a benzodiazepine haze to cope with social interaction.
Look at that gorgeous Lady at the bar, she’s dribbling her drink over her boobies, she’s a Benzobarbie.
by Clapham-junction July 19, 2018
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Related Words
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Benzo_X

Epic gamer chad pro 2b2t au player, friend of fellow chad wxtl
wxtl: "have you heard of Benzo_X?"
person 2: "the Epic gamer chad pro 2b2t au player, friend of fellow chad wxtl?"
by Wal2D2 June 18, 2021
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benzophobia

Irrational fear of hexagons & other aromatic organic compounds due to extensive study of organic chemistry.
“Man did you hear about Candice’s benzophobia?”
“Who’s Candice?”
by Monk_Monke May 6, 2022
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Benzowned

The act of taking enough benzodiazpines (xanax, kpins, valium) that you are in a state of deep deep relaxation or just pretty damn messed up, being "owned" by the benzos
I just took a few bars of Xanax and I am benzowned
by BoPeepHadASheep BAAAAHH August 5, 2011
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benzoylmethylecgonine

"Oooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell

Oooh that smell

The smell of death surrounds you..."

Sigmund Freud used this, regrettably, to give himself a little pick-me-up; Tony Montana's pillow stuffer; white girl; yayo; blow; snow; a precursor to crack, the crystalline rock that will drain your bank account, make your job, dog, and wife vanish, burn every bridge you once had, and turn you to a prostitute that swings every which way. As an added bonus: herpes, hepatitis C, and even AIDS can often be gifted to the user. On a positive note, it does feel good for about 15 minutes! (this product may cause heart damage, liver damage, brain damage, lung damage, everything damage, homelessness, and most certainly death; do not use while operating machinery and taking care of a baby)
"...She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, benzoylmethylecgonine..."
by Parmenides1.618 January 3, 2016
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benjo

(ben-joe) Hawaiian-Japanese slang; term used when referring to the bathroom (however this is not an actual Japanese word!)
1) Eh, you kno where da benjo stay?

English: Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is?
by MeliaGirl November 15, 2006
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