dickin' beers

when one consumes large amounts of beer (particularly in cans ) in a short period of time

Joe was dickin' beers last night and now he's passed out on the couch.

by Tinyseashell June 15, 2017

gassin beers

Chugging or crushing beers

Dude, I was gassin beers last night and got completely drunk!

by Brosephguay March 5, 2018

Horse beers

Lines of Ketamine

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.

by manabouttownend March 16, 2020

Jeff Beeps

Jeff Beeps is the richest man to ever *beep*

ShanTheWow: Elon Musk is now richer than Jeff Beeps
Pesos
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Bezos
Other Guy: Fucking Jeff Beeps is killing me

by I'm Balls Deep in your mom January 2, 2022

No More Beers

A drunken play on the ozzy song "No More Tears", using this term tells all 3 things, easily established:

A).You are a metalhead.

B). You are drunk.

C). You need to go to the liquor store.

Tom: Aw man, ozzy, FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!

Jimmy:Looks in cooler, wasted NO MORE BEERS!

by A1TheGoudaDoctor March 12, 2008

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Beerphones

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

by Barb E. January 13, 2008