Becker college

Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)

"You go to Becker College?"
"Yeah. It's frustrating sometimes but the place is cool."

by Sammibee April 04, 2019

crysta becker

a name for an emo

avery: “did you see that crysta becker over there?”
lena: “oh my god shes so emo”
kyra: “emo trash”
lexi: “potato lookin ass”
adriana: she looks like she says rawr xd unironically

by v!xen1738 November 23, 2021

Alisson Becker

Simply the world's best goalkeeper.

Current Liverpool Goalkeeper

Goated

Friend 1: "Who's the best GK?"
Friend 2 (based): "Alisson Becker, of course!"

by Kopite4 September 17, 2023

brian becker

DANKEST KUSH MASTER ON THE BLOOK, HE BLEEDS SPRAKLES, he is also a huge raging TWAT

He look it's Brian Becker

by Cockblaster9001 August 21, 2016

Taylor Becker

A half German half Jewish man with a big penis

That man is a Taylor becker

by Magic music man April 09, 2019

Carlson Becker

Extremely Dank person who has the dankest memes and is the top 🆑🅾️⛎✝️

He is a dank Carlson Becker

by Scronchinatpr February 15, 2018

Alan Becker

Alan Becker is a youtuber who makes many animations like Animation Vs Animator he loves to make animations and has over 6,054,794 subscribers on youtube he went to eductional computer school to learn how to animate

Me:Alan Becker is the best animator!
Other:Best youtuber and animator

by Green Fredbear September 01, 2018