taco bean dip

the act of placings ones testicles into the vaginal opening.

man: how much for a taco bean dip?
hooker: 50 bucks
man: ok lets go.

by howwie feltersnatch January 5, 2011

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

bean dip king

a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)

Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.

by annonymous16161654544 June 25, 2008

bean dip

AKA: fondue haricot
he's this fat ass ugly guy that goes to san marin hs.he's about 6'2 and 300 pounds.ugh.he's friends with Bush baby and Cantohlohpe Boy.Lil one and Cheney make some MAAAD fun of him.

EW!Look at Bean Dip's shoes!WTF!?
Oh hell, here come's bean dip.

by the lil one February 4, 2004

Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.

She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

by chefbrandon October 13, 2005

The Juanita Special Bean Dip

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

by saladhaha July 27, 2010

Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.

Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.

by Philpro October 11, 2011