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Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019
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WarThunder

heroin mixed with cocaine, weed, and 2 ounces of meth, and speed that triggers your brain wanting more and more until your heart stops working
Ex:

guy 1: hey dude........ you good?

guy 2: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA WARTHUNDERRERERERERERERERERERER I FU** LOVE IT, MOTHER F********************

Guy1: I'm just gonna leave

Guy2: dies because overdose
by MR. WEEDMETHER69420 October 18, 2022
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warthunder forums

A place to have a argument about fx. the F-117 nighthawk (stealth jet) and then leak a classified document to win the argument
or to find help getting to another tier of fx. planes
person 1: did you hear what happened on the warthunder forums
person 2: what did they leak now
person 1: This tim it was the F-117 nighthawk which brings the amount of leaked documents up to 16 documents i believe
by alexgamer901 October 23, 2023
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celebrity bartender

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.
Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!
by URHandle February 19, 2017
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The bartender

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.
“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”
by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021
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courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
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Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017
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