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barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks
bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked
by princessvodka November 12, 2025
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Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.
I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?
by Arthur Pennington January 2, 2012
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BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.
Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022
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Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.
Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!
by Showy August 1, 2023
mugGet the Baristamug.

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025
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Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.
I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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fire barista

someone very good at making fires or maintaining fires
Ella: Ian is very good at making fires
Renata: yeah, he is a fire barista
by ellastarbucks December 28, 2023
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