BackWood

a livable place near or in the middle of a forest

yeah i live in BackWood

by BackWood Lover1 November 27, 2019

Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.

Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."

by AA-Ron Jenkins February 03, 2021

backwoods yokel

people from a rural area set in their ways

lets go to Kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.

by PrefectDJ October 21, 2015

tuned backwood

backwood filled with za

is he smoking tuned backwood?
yessir

by 172nervo February 19, 2023

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 01, 2018

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021