Epic Backhand

a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.

Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....

by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010

Trevor backhand

To be hit by a weapon that was not aimed at you, from an enemy unaware that you are behind them.

Fucking hell I just got trevor backhanded again!

by trevorthebackhand December 29, 2018

Pakistani Backhand

While wanking, to:
a)While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool. Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
b)Have your hand reversed (palm on top) grip.

Another position to Masturbate

Just wacked off pakistani backhand..

by Love It Lots October 28, 2010

Verbal Backhand

When you verbally rip somebody to shreds so bad it is like slapping them across the face.

I just gave Connor a pretty good verbal backhand while playing Call of Duty.

by SethMyhre August 3, 2010

THE BACKHAND

A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.

I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Lil bitch boy backhand

The little bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed by the drunk Australian it destroys a lil bitch boys hopes and dreams with a single smack across the jaw

Father FUCK SAKE TIM YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD AT ANYTHING!

Timmy Please dad nooo, not the lil bitch boy backhand please nooooo

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018

Spanish Backhand

Having a wank with ones right leg cocked at an angle such that your right arm can reach underneath to grip the penis with the knuckles facing upward.

I had a top spanish backhand last night.

by brenny123 January 9, 2009