by Kaptoum May 24, 2021
Get the parado no bailao mug.Foremost known as "The God Of Sex" An individual renowned world wide for his expertise with sex and highly sexual acts. One such as Bilal has been known to have sex with more than 30 girls at one time, even stimulating a maximum of 8 at once. Bilal’s usually have enormous genitalia and can produce litres of semen in one ejaculation. Characteristics of Bilal are cool, popular, attractive, instaclimatic (when girls see Bilal’s they reach their sexual climax instantaneously) strong, athletic, charming, generally amazing at every aspect of life. Once an individual has had intercourse with a Bilal they are suggested to stay bedridden for a minimum of 3 weeks because of the mass vaginal damage.
by B-S77 October 15, 2017
Get the Bilal mug.An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them
Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn
Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch
-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called
Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch
-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called
by TMFW February 5, 2015
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Boy: No, but i heard it was crazy fun!
Girl: Yes, it was! Best bailando i have ever been to!
Boy: No, but i heard it was crazy fun!
Girl: Yes, it was! Best bailando i have ever been to!
by Cool101112 March 9, 2022
Get the Bailando mug.When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.
So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?
by Glimmer October 21, 2020
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by ChickenTikka22 November 14, 2020
Get the Samad Bilal mug.Brian of Natareth (Also known as "Bwian", a name given to him by Pontius Pilate): Infamous neighbour of Jesus of Nazareth. Brian lead a controversial life around 0 AD. Despite denying his influence on the common people, he was recognized as a great moral and spiritual leader. His qualifications include: having (unprotected) sex before marriage, being a member of a terrorist organization and having been to outer space. Recent rumors also claim that he also possessed weapons of mass destruction. Eventually Brian was accused of trying to create a better world, and even though not guilty, he was sentenced to crucification. His life was portrayed in a 1979 documentary called "Life Of Brian".
by Shaydee April 3, 2004
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