Bulgarian Exit

When you’re taking a fat shit and someone banging on the door tryna get in and so you let it all out but not all of it comes out so when you stand up it’s all of a sudden on the floor, this happened to me when I was tryna leave my girls house about 30 years ago, she was 12 I was 22

Damn I just Bulgarian exited in her bathroom

by Sully the Godd June 26, 2019

Bulgarian Surprise

Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut

Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill

Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise

by Brappington April 30, 2020

angry bulgarian

You convince a female (preferably one you're not too fond of) to lick your ass, and then while she's doing that, you drop a huge load on her face. You then turn and laugh. All of this is done while secretly filming or streaming the deed.

You know that slut, Jessica? Well, I finally told her she could come over and we could hook up and then I pulled an Angry Bulgarian on her. It was hilarious. You should watch the video - it's on the internet.

by Angry Bulgarian November 5, 2009

Bulgarian ATM

When a man decides that he has spent too much time and money on a female and needs an excuse to get rid of her. He fucks her in the ass, makes her give him a blow job and then immediately feels that she is disgusting and wont talk to her anymore....just like a gypsy.

I spent too much money traveling to Chicago to see that skank and I really shouldnt be spending money on that dirty hoe. After I gave her the old Bulgarian ATM it was easy to let that nasty bitch go.

by The Bulgarian Bandit August 16, 2012

Bulgarian Sausage

A very dark, and Lumpy Penis, typically has a lot of hair that goes up the shaft.

Dude, I totally banged this chick last night with my Bulgarian Sausage!

by Whale Penis the inevitable July 15, 2010

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

Bulgarian Kiss

A kiss that involves one's fist and another person's lips. To perform a Bulgarian kiss, simply punch the other person in the lips. This is not to be confused with a Bulgarian French Kiss, which is quite different.

Guy 1: You want a piece of me?
Guy 2: No, but I'll give you a Bulgarian kiss...
Guy1: What the..... you fag!
Guy 2: *Bulgarian Kiss*
Guy 1: Owww!!!

by Mattack16 April 26, 2011