birkenstockholme syndrome

Kidnapped by hippies, but you like it.

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.

by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024

Birkenstock stink

When someone does such a bad rangus on their sandals it becomes saturated with stink. Then a cow comes along and sucks it all up.

Dorian had some major Birkenstock stink going on

by Poner May 9, 2024

Birkensocker

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.

I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.

by Camor September 5, 2011