Jim, my askhole friend, came to me multiple times about advice on how to deal with his girlfriend but kept getting burned because he didn't listen to me.
by Kman63 December 20, 2013
Get the Askhole mug.ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.
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a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
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Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
noun Vulgar.
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a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
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Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.
by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018
Get the Live Music Askhole mug.Askhole: Someone who asks a question and then follows your answer with a negative or inappropriate response,or adjust to apply the opposite of your answer.
Tom asked me "What do you think of the new Marvel film"? I said "It was amazing"! His reply was " I knew you were going to say that". "Tom,you are such an askhole".
by Jodywankenobi August 28, 2014
Get the Askhole mug.When someone asks you for advice, then does the exact opposite of what you told them to do. = Askhole
That dude just asked me, "where do I catch the eastbound..?" I told him, then pointed him in the right direction, and still, he went the other way. What an askhole!
by brendon69 July 7, 2014
Get the Askhole mug.ask-hol; (Noun), New User Variant: Someone who asks questions that could be answered in 5 seconds with a Google search, or by reading the FAQ for new users. Especially common online, you can find them in hardware and software forums, asking the same questions that are pinned to the top of every forum. If they can, they will tie up a software dev's time answering questions, when they could be fixing actual bugs, rather than user errors.
NewUser9822: I need help installing Deforum. I installed it just like the tutorial says, but it doesn't show up in my Automatic1111.
Deforum Dev: Have you restarted your Automatic1111 after installing the extension, like it says in the tutorial?
NewUser9822: OK, that fixed it! Now I clicked on Generate and I'm getting an error. I think I found a bug.
Deforum Dev: Did you change the default settings?
NewUser9822: Yeah, I changed a lot of things. I don't remember which ones.
AdvancedUser666: Dude, read the FAQ. Don't be an askhole.
Deforum Dev: Have you restarted your Automatic1111 after installing the extension, like it says in the tutorial?
NewUser9822: OK, that fixed it! Now I clicked on Generate and I'm getting an error. I think I found a bug.
Deforum Dev: Did you change the default settings?
NewUser9822: Yeah, I changed a lot of things. I don't remember which ones.
AdvancedUser666: Dude, read the FAQ. Don't be an askhole.
by Vendaciousness May 22, 2023
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Mia: Jimmy, stop being such a askhole.
Mia: Jimmy, stop being such a askhole.
by Lightning Phoenix January 28, 2016
Get the Askhole mug.A person, especially family member or close friend, who consistently asks for free professional advice ( eg. medical, legal, contracting, auto-mechanics...etc) and later on proceeds to acquire the same services from another professional and pay a sizeable fee.
"I told Karma to splint her ankle, take acetaminophen and motrin, apply ice and rest her ankle. However the next morning she went to the ER, where the RN splinted her ankle, applied an ice-pack and administered 500mg acetaminophen and 800mg of ibuprofen. It cost her $1225, but that's what you get for being an ASKHOLE."
by Breitling February 9, 2015
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