assbag

What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.

"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"

by Alice W. November 7, 2008

assbag

A protective device installed in most modern cars that inflates upon a front end impact.

"I hit the car in front of me and the driver's side assbag went off!"

by Alvis Frink January 4, 2008

Assbag

An assbag occurs when someone is going down on a girl and she farts in said person's mouth.

I assbagged him. He was eating me out and I poot when I get excited and his mouth filled with the gas...assbagging.

by jnrjwalker January 7, 2011

Ashtag Hashtray

Slurring after the consumption of hash and joking about twitter

'This is gonna tip!'
'Where is the ashtag hashtray?!'

by IDomina October 23, 2013

assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.

e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.

by DukePacifism November 25, 2013

assbag

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal

You play TF2 like an assbag.

by Zbras November 15, 2016

ashfag

if youre a ashfag you will grow to be a middle aged white male with children chained to your basement floor. you will grow to find yourself single and rely on your hand, and some suave lotion during your lonely times. also ur a fag

lindsey; " hey did you see that weird kid with the lotion"
azure; "yeah hes totally a ashfag"

by 7indsey May 11, 2018