April

obsessive, who thinks she is pretty but doesn't really know the truth, disgusting stomach, uses child for every excuse mad at younger sister and sisters friend cause they are hotter than her and mad at sisters friends man who doesn't like her, dose not shave frequently

April: Omg Im Soooo Sexy
Guy:How old are you?
April: Im 18!!!
Guy:Thats perfect
takes home with her
Guy: damnn who are these girls?
April: omg thats my kid sister and her friend thats not sexy at all
Guy: Fucks April then leaves next morning..

by 855554648789797498794132 October 13, 2009

April

Makeout with your Bestfriends sister/brother day🥵🥵🥵🥵😘🤩🤩

“Mom can I go to joes house”
“Y”
“To joe up his mama” april

by Ariesssss October 14, 2019

April

The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.

"What's today?"
"April 20th"
"NATIONAL MARAJUANA DAY!!!"
"...pot head..."

by vivid_in_color October 28, 2008

April

A female given name. Aprils are usually very nice, smart, and pretty. They're fun to talk to, and generally outstanding. It's hard to NOT like an April, as they're very likable. Plus, if you make a mistake, they're very understanding, and they'll probably forgive you.

If you ever meet and become friends with an April, make sure you don't let your friendship fade because it'll probably be one of the BEST friendships you'll EVER have.

That girl is amazing, she has got to be an April!

by thecleverstupendousgirl November 27, 2010

April

A cool girl thats good to get down with.

Dang I think she is an April and i like her.

by Judin September 24, 2008

April

Someone who is really good at animal noises and can bowl really good.

Dang I need an April!!

by Alparlow December 25, 2019

April

April's are one of the most gorgeous women out there when she laughs it'll make your day and when she cries it'll make you want to help her as much as possible. April is also the greatest girlfriend anybody can find, they are very serious about their relationship and will take lots of time into it. Most April's are Irish or Italian and most April's are Latinas, April's are bi-lingual, they can speak Italian, Spanish, Japanese, and much more. Most April's are also very flat, they have no ass and it seems they have no breasts but trust me, they do, most of there ass's grow when there 16 or 17 but never say anything you'll regret, they'll remember every single word you said to them and make it come back to you in the future. but other than that, April's are harmless and every April should be a model when there 16 and 17.

"Oh- Who's that?"
"Hm? Oh, that's April. She's gorgeous, isn't she?
"Yeah, but she doesn't have an ass."
"Don't say that dude! Just wait for nature to do its course. it'll come, and it'll come in hard."

by Andrei Corbett December 6, 2020