North American Pavement Ape

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011

americophile

Lover of America and things American.

"This Americophile likes burgers and hotdogs more than any American!"

by zingbang November 4, 2013

American carnage

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

catfrican american

Another name for a black cat

It is considered to be bad luck for a catfrican American to run out in front of your car

by Monty burns alot September 14, 2017

American Roulette

Attending public school in the United States.

Every American is required by law to play American Roulette 2,340 times before reaching adulthood.

by Mulligan Sanchez May 6, 2018

American Embassy

A McDonalds. Typically one in a foreign country.

If all the restaurants in Paris are treating you like crap, you could always go to the American Embassy.

by americanmidwestsamurai August 2, 2010

American Eiffel Tower

A sex position, typically for a foursome, in which two women face each other, both in doggy style position, while the males enter the females and simultaneously reach their arms forward to create a house-like structural outline.

"Damn, last night was killer! Jared and I invited Jackie and Allisa over for wine and cheese, and we got so drunk that we wound up makin' an American Eiffel Tower! Shit was lit!"

by Bacho May 12, 2016