alvaroism

Alvaroism is the best religion hands down, worship alvaro.

Alvaroism is the best, worship Alvaro

by floyaboi November 05, 2021

Alvaro

He’s literally the best guy you’ll ever meet.

(He’s very rich as well)

(Ladies hit me up)

Alvaro is literally the best guy on planet earth

by IMATYOMAMACRIB August 29, 2022

Alvaro

Alvaro is nothing and everithing at the same time, he is a living paradox.
He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone

The Alvaro is the powerhouse of the cell
Only Alvaro

by Danielman373-buchin January 18, 2023

Alvaro

A little fag that likes incestual girls that like bats n stuff.

P1:”You don’t want your kid to end up like alvaro.”
P2:”you’re right”

by Randomdefinerofstuff February 09, 2023

Alvaro

Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.

Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..

FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning

by ast0ra March 02, 2020

Alvaro

He's a black man that's really horny that likes to fuck door handles

he's alvaro

by mamang ancika January 16, 2024

Alvaro

Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.

Alvaro, you should leave.

by lololol9999 July 18, 2019