Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

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Alps

In Snowboard/Ski slang, mountains are often referred to as "alps".

Broo, those alps in Breck got so much fresh pow pow last night, were gonna shred!

by Randy Holestuffer November 21, 2020

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ALP

Abbreviation for: Age, Location, (Sexual) Positions

Messenger: Hey, ALP?

by J.BoiBlu April 9, 2020

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Alp

Josh Arbon is an Alp.

You look like a bit of an Alp.
God I hate Alps.

by Jordan Kotsos June 28, 2021

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Alp

Ass-licking-pussy
When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard

Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

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Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS

by Googedigul June 22, 2022

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